What were we thinking?

Do you ever go on a trip down memory lane and go “What was I thinking?”  Well, I drift away into random musings almost always when I’m doing mundane things and recently the one that popped into my head while I was cleaning the bathroom made me laugh so hard that tears ran down my face. Maybe you won’t find it funny, but I’ll write it down anyway.

I think the first time you go to school, you don’t really know what you are actually getting into for another 15 years of your life, so I was pretty happy to meet other kids of my age. Everyone around me were either calm, high on sugar or just really upset that their parents left them to suffer there. We had a class teacher who would teach us almost all the subjects and every one hour we will get a recess. Clearly, there was nothing to complain about, but one day after chugging down on one full bottle of milk during one of those recess, I badly wanted to pee. I, being a wuss did not want to stand up and ask permission, instead, I waited for my bladder to burst in my stomach. Suddenly a girl in the front bench jumps up and tells the teacher she wants to use the bathroom. When she was excused, another girl stood up, asking for the same. So by now the teacher was interrupted two times and also because she is an extremely nice lady, decided to take a toll on who all wanted to use the bathroom. I raised my hand with another 3 girls and hence she decided to give the whole class a recess. After happily peeing, I came out of the cubicle to wash my hands, since 4 year-olds are extremely cautious of their hygiene. #sarcasm #anybody

There was another girl who was standing in the line now to wash hands and she happens to sit on my bench, so as a courtesy, we decided to smile at each other. I don’t know what happened exactly after that, but one thing led to another and we came up with a plan to show each other our underwear color. Yes. Let me give you all time to take in this piece of information. Then the other girls who had come to the bathroom with us decided to join in and showed their underwear too. It was an ice-breaker for us because I still remember the giggles after we showed each other, the you know. Now comes the best part, we thought that it would be a great idea to make a game out of it. So this is how it goes. Everyone will go as a gang to the bathroom everyday during recess and stand in a circle to reveal their respective underwear color and whoever has the same color would stay friends the entire day.
I know, I know.
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This wonderful game went on for a long time and soon the teacher was getting a whiff of it too. You know how, because another BOY who was in our class, came to know that we are playing this game and HE wanted to be a part of it. Since he was a HE and we hated the male community at that time, decided to not go down to that level. Unfortunately, that fetus of a child became extremely jealous and threw us down the bus.

So the next day while we were in the bathroom, standing in a circle, ready to show the gang the underwear of the day, the teacher came busting into the bathroom and used the wooden ruler to slap our tiny little bums with it. We screamed bloody murder and ran away outside. After that day, a new rule was made that not more than two girls are allowed to go to the washroom at the same time. And when this happened, we had nobody to blame but ourselves.

Happy weekend everyone 🙂

Author: Lakshmi Geeth

I’m an ordinarily odd person who is pleasant to talk to. When I’m not trying to be funny, I would be lying on the floor bawling my eyes out. I write weird stories, real life snippets, traumatic and dramatic memories along with doses of unsolicited advices. 🙂

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