While I was on my trip to India I came to realize and come to terms with many things about me. But I’ll get into details about that in a later post, but the most disturbing one came into light because of *drum rolls* …….. BIGSHOT!!! You see, my father and mother snores so much so that there are no cats, dogs, birds or humans living a 10 mile radius. Maybe that is a little a lot exaggerated but I used to hear them snoring in a very rhythmic manner from the other side of my room at night, it was almost like the other person knew that they have someone snoring with them that one of them lets the other go ahead and finish their snore for the other to start theirs.
Now, when I married BIGSHOT little did I know that he snores and there would be days when I’ll be unable to sleep and all I could do was to listen to the snores that he made, exclusively near to my ears. And then there were these jokes on the Internet, a little sexist but most of them made sense.
When Bigshot is asleep he turns me literally into a throw pillow and beats the shit out of that throw pillow. Let me explain. If he is feeling cold near his feet, he will lift me up and throw me near his feet so that I’ll provide him with heat. If he needs another pillow to his actual pillow, well, you guessed it right, I’ll be thrown towards his head rest. There are even times when I would wake up in the middle of the night after a hit on my thighs and when I look at him with my eyes half opened to see him clearly abusing someone in his dream. I swear the past one year I’ve been thrown, pushed, hit and even dragged in his sleep that now I’m used to his snores too. Okay, that’s a lie. I still can’t sleep after he sleeps because of the snoring. Let me “throw” in some more snore memes because why not.
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But today’s post is not about them, it’s about me. Check out this video and also please don’t mind the sad excuse of my face.
Now that my friend is not something I’m very proud of to share it to the whole world to see and laugh. And let’s not even get started on Bigshot who woke up at 4 in the morning only to record this mishap. He loves me. Well, who said I won’t be taking revenge on the guy!!!! (YES I’M 28.)
Also, why I shared this video is to let you know that there is NOTHING wrong with snoring and there is definitely nothing wrong with a girl snoring. If anybody pictures themselves to be perfect to the outside world, well, that bubble won’t last for a long time. So imperfections are your greatest friend, you embrace them and it becomes a beautiful thing. So here I go, I’m Lakshmi Geeth, I sometimes snore at night like the growling beasts! What’s yours? 🙂
Author: Lakshmi Geeth
I’m an ordinarily odd person who is pleasant to talk to. When I’m not trying to be funny, I would be lying on the floor bawling my eyes out. I write weird stories, real life snippets, traumatic and dramatic memories along with doses of unsolicited advices. 🙂
