Warm Bodies

Winter is a season I go into my sloth mode every once in a while and the heaping work load doesn’t help either.  Like for example, yesterday I woke up to a freezing rain outside and the moment I left our 4 layers of cozy blankets in the bed, the cold air touched my soul and spread across my spine making me shiver from head to toe. That’s when you start questioning the existence of a life outside of your bed. I’m not somebody who can ever relate to a cat, but this might be something I’m willing to try for what is worth. Warning: Cats freak me out and if anyone can’t stand watching one, then I would suggest you skip the video.

And it’s not like there isn’t a heater in the house that’s keeping us warm and that same heater is something I would have started worshipping for the rest of the winter if it hadn’t made my skin extremely dry. Not only is my skin flaking due to dryness but it even hurts to smile sometimes. So what do I do then? I carry a handy humidifier along with me wherever I go. I would not ask you if it wasn’t relevant, but imagine me crawling around the house in layers of clothes in a hood with a blanket dragging around my back carrying a small humidifier in my hands which oozes a light amount of vapor into my face. Yes, scary!

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But whatever I’ve been doing has failed miserably because in the end I still feel like a vampire with a super power of an icy cold touch that will make you cringe and chatter your teeth. As I crawl up on the couch and swaddle myself in a blanket, there are a million things to be done in the house, starting with the laundry and ending with the cleaning and dusting of the entire house. But for now, everything can wait! I need it to wait!

Have a good day/night everyone 🙂