The struggle is Real.

Ever since I started drinking water a normal human being is supposed to, I feel fresh, active as well as energetic. Okay that’s a lie. I do not find any difference except I go to the loo around 8 times a day. The one person who is surprisingly interested in my drinking habit is Bigshot. He would keep checking the plant nanny app to see how much water I drank that particular day and he has also started giving a glass of water to me all the way from the kitchen to the couch, that in Bigshot world is a LOT of work. The struggle is real, people. But what happened yesterday night in this household would make you question a lot about our lifestyle and maturity. So if anybody who hasn’t read the story about Christopher should read it here in order to understand the conversation between Bigshot and I.

ME: I think we need to talk.

BS: Sure *focuses on the TV with the utmost concentration*

ME: We need to get rid of Christopher.

BS: Why do you hate him so much?

ME: *Ignores the question* I’m drinking a lot of water nowadays and we are not able to survive one week with Christopher alone.

BS: Okay, I’ll go get water in the middle of the week.

ME: You are telling me that you would rather go to the supermarket TWICE a week, so that you don’t have to get rid of him? Unbelievable!

BS: Why do you hate him? *Sad background music*

ME: I’m thinking we should get a water filter, you know, like adults.

BS: l’m an adult.

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BS: *Smiling with a brilliant plan forming in his head* What about we get a sister for Christopher?

ME: Are you mad? I can’t even handle that idiot and his high maintenance. I would not possibly survive another one of them.

BS: We can name her you know, think about it?? *Evil manipulative smile*

ME: *Thinks for few seconds* But.. NO!! I don’t want to take two water cans like losers to a supermarket to fill it up. Let’s be normal for once. *Sadder background music*

BS: Okay tell me one thing.

ME: What?

BS: Why do you hate him so much?

ME: *Walks away*

So after this meaningful conversation I thought why not ask everyone else about their opinion and if you agree with me, please say “yea” and if you disagree with me please say “nay” on the comments down below. If nobody cares about this messed up voting then I completely understand that you have a life. But folks, the struggle is a jiffity jillion times more real.

 

Author: Lakshmi Geeth

I’m an ordinarily odd person who is pleasant to talk to. When I’m not trying to be funny, I would be lying on the floor bawling my eyes out. I write weird stories, real life snippets, traumatic and dramatic memories along with doses of unsolicited advices. 🙂

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