The Story Of A Witch And An Insurgent

Helloooo! How was the weekend? I made a kickass biriyani and cleaned the entire house meanwhile Bigshot entertained me the whole time with his moon walk, trust me that moon walk is something I’m going to recollect even in my death bed. Oh and Jay if you are reading this, he unfortunately showed me the Banana Dance move after you told me about it, terrible idea to have even asked him let alone see him actually perform it live. This was the first weekend I felt like I did something productive at the same time enjoying the weekend rather than sitting and rotting in the couch or getting too carried away by being hyper actively productive.

It’s true, I become a witch sans the broomstick when I need to feel like I’m an useful and important person by throwing tantrums and dizzying at Bigshot when I’m in the middle of doing something. Basically I’m an awful person to be around when that happens. Not to forget the other time when I’ll care least about what’s happening around me that I’ll just sit and rot on the couch while eating popcorn or any other leftover food that’s stuck on my hair. My point is, I’m an extremely extreme person and either I’ll go all the way out to do something or I’ll give the least fig about anything around me.

Let me give you one such example which would probably give birthing to a thousand wrinkles on your forehead. I’m very particular about the fact that nobody should use the bathroom once I’ve cleaned it for at least an hour. And when I tell Bigshot that he can’t do something he has to do it, I’ll get to that a little later but suddenly out of the blue, his bladder is about to burst and he has to pee. While he is answering nature’s call oblivious of the fact that I’m standing right outside the door like a vulture ready to bite into it’s prey. I’ll enter the bathroom once he is done or sometimes if I can’t stand to tolerate I’ll enter before even he is done and examine the entire place and even give him tips on how to pee and how to flush. Yes I know! Cuckooooo!

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So imagine my happiness when I told him on Saturday that he shouldn’t sit with me and watch an entire episode of Crown on Netflix and rather finish his office work. Let’s just say, we ended up watched two episodes. Tehehehe! Have a good day/night everyone 🙂