Pineapple Shminapple!

While growing up I hardly had any fruits or vegetables in my diet and it’s definitely not because my parents didn’t provide me with any but I refused to consume anything that looked remotely close to a fruit or a vegetable. I guess most of the us during that age were a tad bit aggressive when it came to eating fruits and vegetables. Even trying to make me eat a banana needed an hour long pep talk from my father and also the motivation I needed to fight my instincts to gag on it. This is what happens when your child is a stubborn ass who would not listen to anybody when it comes to food. And the only food that I devoured without any fuss was curd rice and pickle and once I even had pickle as a snack without getting caught. I just loved that thing!

It obviously came with a price because slowly my health deteriorated and even after a 2 minute walk I had to sit somewhere to catch my breath. My energy through out the day was pretty average and soon I started being aware of my food choices and decided to listen to my mother and started trying to have healthier food. From that girl to  now, it had been a gradually transition to being that person who will eat every vegetable and fruits under the planet. I make proper lunch with smoothies or juices everyday and honestly it has created a drastic difference in our day-to-day lives. I feel energetic throughout the day and I don’t ever feel tired at all even if I had to carry six to seven grocery bags with me. But there are a certain fruits I’m allergic to and avocado is one of them. Immediately when I have one I’ll get a persistent stomach ache which takes a whole day to go. When I used to eat pineapple before my entire mouth area became itchy and red but I assumed everyone felt the same because of its nature and texture. So yesterday while making my pineapple juice little did I know that in another one hour I’m going to realize that it had been a huge mistake. YUGE!

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Have a good day/night everyone 🙂

Author: Lakshmi Geeth

I’m an ordinarily odd person who is pleasant to talk to. When I’m not trying to be funny, I would be lying on the floor bawling my eyes out. I write weird stories, real life snippets, traumatic and dramatic memories along with doses of unsolicited advices. 🙂

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