Once we have established how ridiculous I look in that duck face I’m trying to achieve in the above picture, let us get into today’s topic. When Bigshot and I started living together we hardly had the necessary things you would generally need in a house like for example a couch or a dining table. Bigshot had just moved here from Phoenix after our marriage and I hadn’t reached Greensboro yet. Even before I reached here, however, he had bought the furnitures required for the house and even stacked our kitchen cabinets with mason jars filled with spices which FYI, were color coordinated and arranged so very neatly. We had no complains and we were living a very simple life until last year when everything around us changed. Now when I look at the things I’m just going to list down below, I feel a sense of guilt and a constant nudging feeling of someone asking me to hide it somewhere far away in a closet where no human eye could ever find it.
1) Travel humidifier.
This tiny humidifier is hardly useful since if you need some sort of humidity in the cold winter where the heater is running 24*7, you need to dunk your face inside it to even get a fraction of the effect of it humidity. It is currently lying on top of our counter, being a useless decoration with the plug wiring that drives me insane.
2) Aromatherapy Essential Oil Diffuser
We brought this diffuser along with the essential oils to make our house smell even prettier because we couldn’t light the candles all the time. So imagine our disappointment when the diffuser smells anything but pretty and we have to fill in water and remove the left over water every single time we need it to start it. Honestly, the thing hardly works and the one good thing about it is the fact that the lights on the outer shell keeps changing colors when its switched on which makes it better to look at.
3) Baudelaire a.k.a the water filter
Yup! The water filter we so fondly replaced for Christopher has had a terrible time giving us water that is purified and clean and in the end two people who never got sick for the past two years became sick for an entire week. Thank you for that, Baudelaire! Now it’s simply washed up and kept to dry off in the kitchen counter while we weigh in on our options further.
4) Vitamin tablets.
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This is all me. On a pleasant day, while being extremely bored, I decided to browse through the internet and shopping sites to come across vitamin tablets which were supposedly good for your health. Without thinking further into anything I ordered a few of them. Let’s just say, they are reaching its expiration soon and I hardly consumed them for two consecutive days.
5) Arabian Coffee Scrub & Co.
Again, that is all me. T he scrub smells of strong coffee even when you open the tub and since I’ve never been a coffee fanatic, it hardly inspires me to use it and let’s face it, I don’t scrub that often to even buy one in the first place. But I have got more than 3 different types of scrubs sitting in my shower shelf waiting to be used atleast once in a month!
6) Waffle maker.
This was an impulsive purchase from a store wherein we both looked at each other and we just knew it. We knew that we wanted to eat waffle for breakfast for the rest of our lives. What we didn’t expect was to get bored of it after a week and haven’t touched that machine ever since. I think the waffle maker is weeping itself to sleep every night while slowly rusting away.
Most probably many of these things will still never make it out of our house and that’s just the way I’ve to deal with it. And as far as shopping decisions are concerned, nah, I can’t make any promises, even the things we buy in the future might come as a part of our wrong judgements but atleast we will get to share it with you. 😀 Do you have such useless things in your house like we do? Let us know! 🙂 Have a good day/night everybody!
Author: Lakshmi Geeth
I’m an ordinarily odd person who is pleasant to talk to. When I’m not trying to be funny, I would be lying on the floor bawling my eyes out. I write weird stories, real life snippets, traumatic and dramatic memories along with doses of unsolicited advices. 🙂