I’m Wired Like That

She definitely has a love-hate relationship with me, but I know most of the times it’s the hate that she projects. She presumes that I’m an evil guest who comes home unannounced and decides to ruin her entire week every single month. And if any of you knew me personally would know that I’m not the kind of person to go anywhere uninvited but unfortunately it’s my job to do what I do. All I want her to do and understand is to never take it personally and give lesser significance to her emotions when I come. Well, I agree that I’m the one who is responsible for bringing forth the emotions but what do I do, I’m wired like that. In my defense, I make her cry only once a month and the cramps that come are just part and parcel of the job I’m assigned with.

Yesterday I decided to make sure she is ready for my visit in a couple of days  and brought some unwarranted emotions to the table. And you know what that girl did? She tried to suppress those feelings and instead read a book! Usually I get exactly what I want when her husband is there because it’s easier to create friction like that. All I’ve to do is crank up her emotions a notch which automatically makes her to fuss about something as trivial as a toilet paper. I felt like she was about to break when she almost started getting irritated at her husband over interrupting her television time. But soon they patched up and even hugged it out. Uggghh I don’t get women!

It’s not like I didn’t try to mess up the girl’s day in the morning when she was crying over her phone, I mean it was a pretty easy reason, right in front of me. But her husband is always being a pain in my ass by comforting her and giving her the luxury to calm her nerves. Yes it’s true that I was successful in making her overthink and over complicate everything that’s been happening around and I’m sure I felt her tearing up a bit while she was cooking but she decided to listen to a witless documentary instead and shove her thoughts!
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Tomorrow is the day I’ll be able to let her know that I’ll be arriving day after and if only she stops cursing and welcomes me with open arms. The reason why I give her warning before my arrival is for her own good. I want her to be always prepared and ready to face the repercussions of her action. But instead all I get is a hot bottle of water and a hell lot of Netflix. You would think I’ll stop giving her the warning when she is not doing any preparations for my welcome , but no, there is a protocol to follow and I’m just doing what I’m assumed to be doing.

I mean, you tell me, would you rather not have me around? I’ve seen many of you freaking out when I don’t visit and I’ve seen many complain to others than I don’t come every month. Then why do you become cranky when I actually come see you? And do you think the people I don’t visit are enjoying? They are equally miserable like the rest of you, but in a whole different level. So why can’t you be glad and at least smile every once in a while when I’m visiting. It’s not like I’ve permanently decided to stay with you, it’s only for a maximum of one week a month and swear on me when you say this, do you think that’s bad at all? Well, maybe the the announcement is a bad idea but that’s because I care. Until next time, see you and have a nice day ladies 🙂