Chronicles of Christopher

You know Christopher, the love child of Bigshot and my mortal enemy. Guess what people, he is still here in the Vineeth ( because Vinod+ Geeth, don’t tell me, I know!) household and I’ve tried everything in my power to get rid of this demon. Three things you must have learned from that sentence.

1) This incident shows the truth behind the power I hold in this household.

2) The amount of hatred I’ve for something which gives me water to call it a demon.

3) Never to hear or call us Vineeth.

Like this weekend for example, I had to carry Christopher all the way to our car for him to get refilled and Bigshot began to take picture of me all of a sudden. Assuming that he was really blown away by the way I looked that day, I decided to even pose like the 80’s model from the picture below.

The moment I realized I had Christopher in my hand, I thought of handing over it to Bigshot so I could take some more pictures showing off my gigantic teeth along with the bushy eyebrows.  And when he kept insisting me to hold on to it that’s when I got highly confused because I was looking ridiculous with that thing in my hand. I don’t think my offspring would even be loved so much so that I don’t get to take a picture alone. Everything made sense then and there. He was taking my pictures involuntarily because I was carrying the evil spawn of Satan and I had no choice but to pose for a few more pictures with him before I decided enough is enough and threw him on the grass.
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As I observed Bigshot buckling him up on our car seat with such attentiveness, I couldn’t understand how anyone can go through what we go through because he couldn’t get rid of it. I decided to think from Bigshot’s perspective and that’s when something struck me. That it just doesn’t make any SENSE.! He is just too lazy to think about the whole Christopher situation and would rather continue doing what he is doing. So today I thought why not share all those pictures of Bigstopher (See what I did there again, clearly I shouldn’t be allowed) and let the whole world see it.

Now I could have dug into the phone a little bit more time and found some more interesting pictures, but I think I made my point very clear here. 😀 So until next time I see him carrying that thing around, that’s it for now. Have a good day/night everyone 🙂

 

Author: Lakshmi Geeth

I’m an ordinarily odd person who is pleasant to talk to. When I’m not trying to be funny, I would be lying on the floor bawling my eyes out. I write weird stories, real life snippets, traumatic and dramatic memories along with doses of unsolicited advices. 🙂

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