Buenas Noches My Friends

Hello fellow homosapiens, how was your weekend? Did you get enough sleep? My weekend was a pretty usual one, we sat on the couch for an entire day and then went for a movie.

You must be wondering why I asked you about your sleep? Well, I’m jealous of everyone who sleeps for a good 8 hours. Why? Okay let’s talk about the growing concern that has been affecting our my day-to-day lives for the past couple of weeks, shall we? I don’t remember being pampered by my parents while growing up, but I do remember being pampered by them after I grew up. My dad would throw an extra sheet of bed sheet on to the window curtains so that the sunlight doesn’t hit my eyes while I slept way beyond 9 AM. And I still remember waking up and getting the breakfast ready on the table and when my mom calls me into the kitchen for some help which by the way I can always understand from her voice modulation, I’ll conveniently have an emergency bathroom situation. After a while she assumed I’ll never have a life I so perfect wished and decided to give me the talk on life after marriage. And this is how the conversation went,

Mom: You do know that once you get married, you can’t have your dad putting extra sheets on the window like now to block the sunlight.

Me: Yeah, I should marry someone who can fill his shoes.

Mom: Vave(Malayalam word generally used to call a baby and also, an overgrown piece of shit which is generally used to call people like me), You will have to get used to entering the kitchen now so that after marriage you won’t feel like your life changed drastically.

Me: Why, we will have bread every day, not like you, making idlis and rotis every single morning.

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As she walked away that day, flipping her hair and with full on attitude, I remember sitting in the sofa and reading the newspaper thinking, she is bluffing. Well guess what, YOU WERE RIGHT MOTHER!!! ARE YOU HAPPY? I can feel your glee sitting all the way back there. I can feel it, mother!

Nowadays every morning I wake up thinking if only I had slept an hour early because I can’t  sleep after 6:30 in the morning when the alarm rings. It has become physically impossible for my body to rest once the alarm rings and my eyes burns with the desire to shut down on me the moment I get up. Not to forget I’ve another vave in the house who needs to be woken up more than once, who needs to be reminded more than once that he has been standing under the shower for an hour, who needs to be instructed on what to wear and if God forbid it ain’t ironed I need to iron it and then make a breakfast that doesn’t involve bread. Now i know what some of you might say, go ahead and sleep early then you whining lil’moron!

If only sleep was gullible and I was smart, it would all have been a different story. But for the past two weeks the moment I decide to shut my eyes, I get flashback of memories and a recap of everything that has happened on the day without any audio. My visuals are so strong in those flashbacks that I can even see the color of the button on my shirt but not anything I speak. Not to mention, after watching an awfully dull and inaudible movie like these, it is pretty hard to get some sleep for a while and that is the main reason when the alarm rings after 4 hours I’m just not ready for the things I had no problem facing before.

Buenas Noches is the Spanish word for Good Night and I’ve pretty much learned Good Night in every language possible because I’m searching such trivial things when I’m supposed to be researching on the sleep concern I have. Also, I’ve learned in my little reasearch that sleeping immediately after watching television can be one reason for the problems of the mind while trying to catch sleep. So from today onwards it’s a new start and I’m going to make sure Bigshot and I sleep as early as 11 PM and no television privileges past 10 PM. Hopefully this fun routine works and maybe it will take some time to get used to, but a girl gotta try! Sorry a woman, a woman gotta try! Until I update you on my sleep issues next, Buenas Nochas, my friends.!